Clam Abuse Lyrics

Message To Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
A message to Geri

You'll never get if you don't ask it
Hosin', dumplin', chicken in a basket
She was a bouncin' beautiful baby
Saw her on telly, a sexy lady

America needs you, England needs you
C'mon in girl, we're pleased to meet you
Kosovo needs you, the UN needs you
Deutschland's waiting in the wings to greet you

1,2,3,4

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
A message to Geri

She put a map on, she well packed it
Top Of The Pops, and Union Jacked it... in
Nick nack paddy wack, Geri got a bow wow
Heap big trouble, lonely girl pow wow

Heteros need you, gays all need you
Jerry Springer, man, he'd love to be you
Children need you, like OAPs do
Headlines need you, yeah, we all read you

Go Geri, go Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
A message to Geri

SOS, RSVP, au revoir, c'est la vie
Get a message to Geri
SOS, RSVP, au revoir, mes amis
Get a message to Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri

SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
SOS, I'm just trying to get a message to Geri
A message to Geri

There's Always Someone More Fucked Up Than You

No one near your heart
No one round as friends
Maybe it's time you start
Wearin' a smile again
Days that seem to last a lifetime
Wonderin' how you made it through the night

No matter who you are
Or what you're goin' through
There's always someone more fucked up than you
More fucked up than you

Money's gettin' tight
Patience runnin' low
This is you for life
Thought you'd like to know
When you thought the day was over
Here's another just to make you scream

No matter who you are
Or what you're goin' through
There's always someone more fucked up than you
More fucked up than you
More fucked up than you

And who you are
And what you do
There's someone more fucked up than you

And who you are
And what you do
There's someone more fucked up than you

And who you are
And what you do
There's someone more fucked up than you

And who you are
And what you do
There's someone more fucked up than...
More fucked up than...

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